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Windmills Tilted, Scared Cows Butchered, Lies Skewered on the Lance of Reality ... or something to that effect.


Saturday, May 1, 2010

The Daily Drift

The Daily Drift
Today's horoscope says:
You are being tested, but don't panic -- it's not the final word on your plans.
Keep that in mind before you jump to any conclusions or commit yourself to any one course of action.
What you're facing is really not that big a deal in the grand scheme of things, no matter how intense it might seem.
Keep your cool and evaluate your position.
After you get past the fear, you should see a simple solution.
Some of our readers today have been in:
Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
Rome, Lazio, Italy
Arnhem, Gelderland, Netherlands
Ipoh, Perak, Malaysia
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Albacete, Castilla-La Mancha, Spain
Hofheim, Hessen, Germany
Paris, Ile-De-France, France
Seoul, Kyonggi-Do, Korea
Limassol, Limassol, Cyprus
Chatswood, New South Wales, Australia
Stuttgart, Baden-Wurttemberg, Germany
Copenhagen, Kobenhavn, Denmark
Muntinlupa, Rizal, Philippines
New Delhi, Delhi, India
Sydney, New South Wales, Australia
Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Auckland, Auckland, New Zealand
Brescia, Lombardia, Italy
Montreal, Quebec, Canada
Sao Paulo, Sao Paulo, Brazil

as well as Scotland, Belgium, Wales, Luxembourg, and the United States in such cities such as Salem, Seminole, Cape Coral, Woodway, Poway, Cottage Grove  and more

Today is Saturday, May 1, the 121st day of 2010.
There are 244 days left in the year.


Today's unusual holidays and celebrations are:
May Day
Martin Z. Mollusk Day
Mother Goose Day
and
Lei Day

The Kentucky Derby is run today and it is the second day of the Celtic Beltane Festival of new beginnings

President Obama's Weekly Address

May is ...

Celebrations and Observances for the month of May include:

Creative Beginnings Month
National Barbeque Month
National Hamburger Month
National Bike Month
National Egg Month
National Salad Month
National Smile Month
National Vinegar Month
and
Older Americans Month

So begin to celebrate in May by attending a pig pickin' and eating a burger next to your bike you rode there and have a boiled egg on your salad and do so with a smile even if it smells of vinegar because you'll be older too someday.

As The World Turns

As The World Turns
China opens Shanghai expo, rounds up dissidents
Same story, different event.
Is it possible for that regime to do anything without these tactics? The IOC didn't help during the Beijing Olympics when they looked the other way.
With security precautions at their height tonight, thousands of police are on duty, guards have been stationed at thousands of bus stops and 8,000 firefighters are on alert.

But campaigners say the event has also brought a crackdown on dissent. The Chinese Human Rights Defenders (CHRD) network said officials have detained, harassed or placed under surveillance activists, intellectuals and petitioners across Shanghai and surrounding areas. One target has been those who have protested over the forced demolition of their homes to make way for the Expo site. According to official estimates, 18,000 households have been knocked down.

In a statement the CHRD urged: "The government must stop the practice of placing 'troublemaking' individuals under surveillance and restricting their movements on 'sensitive' occasions. These individuals should not be punished for exercising their freedom of expression or their right to defend human rights."

The State Of The Nation

The State Of The Nation

Deadly tornadoes rip through Arkansas

Twisters hit central Arkansas, injuring dozens, destroying homes, and taking down power lines.
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First invention to break the sound barrier?

First invention to break the sound barrier?

Chuck Yeager's Bell X-1 aircraft is often given credit, but it's something much older.  
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Week reason forgot

It has been said that in one particular week in the 16th-century, more than a dozen geniuses made statements that changed the world.

Brazilian Rancher found guilty in killing of US nun

A jury convicted a Brazilian rancher early Saturday of orchestrating the murder of U.S. nun and Amazon defender Dorothy Stang.

Rwandan president sued in Oklahoma federal court

The widows of 2 slain African presidents have filed a wrongful death lawsuit against Rwandan President Paul Kagame, whom they claim ordered a missile strike that brought down the plane carrying their husbands.

Central TX man finds missing submarine

Gary Fabian lives in Round Rock now, but he is a native of Southern California and an avid sport fisher in the Pacific Ocean off the coast.

Its Only The Environment After All

Its Only The Environment After All

Gulf oil spill could reach Atlantic

Experts warn that the Gulf Stream could carry the rapidly growing oil spill east.  
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Criminal inquiry ahead for Goldman?

Any chance a few people at Goldman are a bit worried about how present and arrogant they've been for the last few years? Rubbing gaudy profits in the noses of the world during an economic crisis and after an unpopular bailout is never a good idea.
Federal prosecutors have opened an investigation into trading at Goldman Sachs, raising the possibility of criminal charges against the Wall Street giant, according to people familiar with the matter.

While the investigation is still in a preliminary stage, the move could escalate the legal troubles swirling around Goldman.

The Securities and Exchange Commission, which two weeks ago filed a civil fraud suit against Goldman, referred its investigation to prosecutors for the Southern District of New York, which has now opened its own inquiry.

The Stink in Farts Controls Blood Pressure

A smelly rotten-egg gas in farts controls blood pressure in mice, a new study finds.
The unpleasant aroma of the gas, called hydrogen sulfide (H2S), can be a little too familiar, as it is expelled by bacteria living in the human colon and eventually makes its way, well, out.
The new research found that cells lining mice’s blood vessels naturally make the gas and this action can help keep the rodents’ blood pressure low by relaxing the blood vessels to prevent hypertension (high blood pressure). This gas is “no doubt” produced in cells lining human blood vessels too, the researchers said.

Top Ten Revelations in Laura Bush's book

Top Ten Revelations in Laura Bush's book

On The Job

On The Job

Small but lethal career mistakes

At the office, reputations are built or destroyed slowly, one interaction at a time.
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In Matters Of Health

In Matters Of Health
sleep Can sleeping poorly cause physical pain?
These data suggest that sleep continuity disturbance, but not simple sleep restriction, impairs endogenous pain-inhibitory function and increases spontaneous pain, supporting a possible pathophysiologic role of sleep disturbance in chronic pain.

Does the ceiling height of a room dramatically affect how you think and feel?

high ceilings
This article demonstrates that variations in ceiling height can prime concepts that, in turn, affect how consumers process information. We theorized that when reasonably salient, a high versus low ceiling can prime the concepts of freedom versus confinement, respectively. These concepts, in turn, can prompt consumers’ use of predominately relational versus item-specific processing. Three studies found support for this theorizing. On a variety of measures, ceiling height–induced relational or item-specific processing was indicated by people’s reliance on integrated and abstract versus discrete and concrete ideation. Hence, this research sheds light on when and how ceiling height can affect consumers’ responses.

How to Reach Age 99

No matter what you do, you must know that the odds of living to age 99 are against you. While living to experience age 99 isn’t an easy task, it can be done. One huge factor that can decrease your chances dramatically is heart disease. So, our focus is on that issue. But, your risk for heart disease can be reduced drastically with small measures, and the majority of habits listed here could help you realize your old-age potential. The reason the ‘tips’ listed below are called ‘habits’ is because they are life-changing skills that must be repeated throughout your life to realize the possibility of reaching that age 99 goal.

Super Charge Your Brain

hot brain
No matter how powerful our brains are, they need recuperation time, to be kept in shape, and even an occasional charge. Think of it as a tune up for your brain. Skipping brain maintenance is as silly as the person wandering the parking garage because they forgot where they parked. Is that you? Are you that person? Sure. We all are at some point. No worries, there is hope.

Graduations 40 years in the making

Graduations 40 years in the making

Political upheaval brought an abrupt end to college for some Class of 1970 graduates.  
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Teacher with rabbit phobia to sue 14-year-old for drawing bunny

This 'teacher' needs to get a life ... seriously!
A teacher with a phobia over rabbits is suing a 14-year-old pupil for compensation after she drew a bunny on the blackboard.

The teacher, from Vechta, Germany, says she was traumatized by the drawing, and claims the girl knew it would terrify her.


She had transferred to the school where a pupil from her former school had just become a pupil and told her new friends about the teacher's fear of rabbits. "We did it for fun and out of curiosity", one of the girls told the court, adding, "We wanted to see if she would really freak out."

School officials removed her from the class and now the teacher is seeking compensation for her terror and loss of earnings, her lawyer Manfred Bormann told the court. The case continues.

Man fined over sticky end for bear lured by doughnuts

A hunter in Pennsylvania has been fined nearly $7,000  for luring a bear to a sticky end with a trail of doughnuts. Charles Olsen enticed the large black bear into his gunsights with pastries and illegally shot it, police said.

Mr Olsen attracted the attention of the Game Commission when his truck, laden with sugary treats, was spotted on a road a week before bear season. The "pastry poacher" was found guilty of violating several game laws.

Mr Olsen was arrested last November when he attempted to register the bear, which weighed 707 lbs (a third of a ton). It would have been the biggest trophy claimed during the state's three-day bear hunting season had it been killed legally.


The 39-year-old, of Wilkes-Barre, Luzerne County, was rumbled when a Game Commission wildlife conservation officer spotted his truck loaded with pastries from a local shop and traced the licence number.

The officer, Cory Bentzoni said: "Being that we were so close to bear season, seeing that person drive by with an unusual amount of pastries was like watching an individual go down a row of parked vehicles testing each handle to see if it would open. Something just didn't seem right," he said.

Mr Olsen could also lose his hunting and trapping privileges for at least three years after Thursday's hearing.

Unforgiven

Metallica

Death's Head

Life magazine online has a series of photos from Inside Hitler's Bunker that have been been published before be sure to check all of them out:
Death's Head
Death's Head
A never-published photograph of an SS officer's cap, with the infamous "death's head" skull emblem just barely visible. Of this image, Vandivert's notes state simply: "moldy SS cap lying in water on floor of sitting room."

Scientific Minds Want To Know

Scientific Minds Want To Know
Flowing at a more than 700 meters per hour, the deep current transports 40 times as much water as the Amazon.

Biggest mistakes homebuyers make

6 biggest mistakes homebuyers make

One simple bit of research will tell you if you'll be hit with thousands in extra fees. 
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Where immigration law hits baseball hard

Where immigration law hits baseball hard

Some Latino minor leaguers chasing a dream could feel the brunt of Arizona's new law, a writer says.  
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Louisiana fishermen say they're facing ruin

Louisiana fishermen say they're facing ruin

The fishermen on the Gulf of Mexico are losing patience with oil-spill cleanup efforts.
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Cletus, the nearly 3,000-lb steer sold at auction

Man that's a lot of bull
A nearly 3,000 pound Hereford steer that kept the herd in line on a southwestern Montana cattle ranch for nearly a decade has been sold for $1,670 at auction.

Enter Sandman

Metallica live in Moscow

Sniffing out meth labs

It's easy to hide the drug operations, but authorities have one advantage - the smell.

On a spring day two years ago, members of Berkeley County's "meth" team cautiously approached a rusty Winnebago in a country field.
Deputies suspected someone was inside cooking a batch of methamphetamine. But they needed a closer look.
Suddenly, a man confronted them, then ordered his chained dog to attack before running to destroy the load of toxic chemicals stored in his mobile lab.
When deputies finally got the man out, he dropped to the ground, babbling.
Hunting methamphetamine is a constant battle in the Lowcountry and in Berkeley County. Just like illegal alcohol stills from the last century, Berkeley's heavily wooded backcountry provides perfect cover for meth cookers.
One lab was even found in the swamp near the monks' retreat of Mepkin Abbey. The owner had divided his operation into three sites, spread far apart for better concealment.
Among the ingredients authorities found was anhydrous ammonia, a component used in fertilizers and explosives and an important part of the meth recipe.
"It was the most volatile type of lab you could have," said a deputy with the county's "Meth Squad." He and other deputies asked not to be identified for this story because of the dangerous nature of their work.
Cheap and locally made
Meth is considered a cheap and easy drug to manufacture. Even before the economy soured, meth had taken hold in Berkeley County. At least a dozen people, some members of the same families, are on the sheriff's list of suspected regular cookers, while many more are thought to be.
Plus, there are a slew of users and "smurfs" - slang given to the runners employed by cookers to travel to drug stores to buy up recipe ingredients, mainly drugs that contain ephedrine. Federal law has capped the sales of drugs or cold medicines containing ephedrine to 3.6 grams a day, or 9 grams every 30 days.
Berkeley Sheriff Wayne DeWitt said the county's size makes hunting for meth more difficult. At more than 1,000 square miles, the county is the state's largest in terms of total area and is comparable in size to the state of Rhode Island.
Deputies who chase meth labs insist Berkeley County's problem is not much different than anywhere else in South Carolina. The cheap startup cost to launch a lab, about $150 total for the ingredients and hardware, makes meth ideal for getting a foothold. The cooking process takes about four to six hours and a half-gram of the rock-shaped drug sells for $100.
Deputies follow their noses
Methamphetamine has been around for decades. It is a highly addictive stimulant that targets the central nervous system after being snorted, smoked or injected. It comes in various forms, such as powder, rock and crystal.
Berkeley officials reported busting up 11 labs last year, while 16 were destroyed in 2008. The Dorchester County Sheriff's Office said a combined 15 labs were uncovered there and in the town of Summerville last year. The Charleston County Sheriff's Office said it had only one lab bust in 2009. Some suspects have been arrested in more than one jurisdiction.
Law enforcement officials say that the odor produced by running meth labs is one of the best means of detection. The smell, they say, is like the odor of burning cat urine.
"That's our advantage," a Berkeley deputy said. "They can't cover that up."
But cookers try, sometimes burning tires or trash nearby in an attempt to mask the smell.
The costs associated with combating meth also can run high. Meth houses must be cleaned of the dangerous chemicals used to make the drug and cleared by health officials before anyone can move back in. That's especially troubling for apartment owners and hotels whenever their rooms are turned into impromptu lab sites.
Cars seized in busts are practically worthless as well, because of the contamination. Everything associated with a meth lab is a health hazard that has to be destroyed. So for evidence, prosecutors have to use written accounts and photographs.
"Meth costs are phenomenal, and you get nothing in return," an agent said.

Six rare and bizarre animal hybrids

Six rare and bizarre animal hybrids

The "liger," a cross between a male lion and female tiger, can grow up to 700 pounds.  
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Odds and Sods

Odds and Sods
Police in New Bedford, Mass., say a substitute teacher who was taken to a hospital after drinking tainted iced coffee has admitted lacing the drink himself

More than 80 emergency service personnel were called out to rescue six stag party revelers who plummeted 100ft in a hotel lift accident, police have said.